Wednesday, May 30, 2007
A Ridiculous Kobe Bryant Trade
Ok, so I did some dreaming, and came up with the following trade using ESPN's trade machine:
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Trade details:
Lakers Receive: Gerald Green, Sebastian Telfair, Brian Scalabrine and Theo Ratliff along with a combination of draft picks.
Wizards Receive: Ryan Gomes, Wally S., Delonte West, two first round draft picks, and Portlands 2nd round pick for 2008.
Celtics Receive: KOBE BRYANT AND GILBERT ARENAS
Boston would also send away first round picks from 2007, 2008, and both 2009 draft picks (Minnesota's and their own). They would also trade away anyone not named Paul Pierce or Al Jefferson and they'd have a really weird starting lineup, so this trade would never work.
A couple of other conditions:
1. The GMs involved must be highly intoxicated. Also, Danny Ainge cannot be involved in the trade negotiations, we'll bring back Red Auerbach for that.
2. Sebastian Telfair uses his problems with Gun control to his advantage and the deal gets done.
I'll keep dreaming, you keep reading.
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Trade details:
Lakers Receive: Gerald Green, Sebastian Telfair, Brian Scalabrine and Theo Ratliff along with a combination of draft picks.
Wizards Receive: Ryan Gomes, Wally S., Delonte West, two first round draft picks, and Portlands 2nd round pick for 2008.
Celtics Receive: KOBE BRYANT AND GILBERT ARENAS
Boston would also send away first round picks from 2007, 2008, and both 2009 draft picks (Minnesota's and their own). They would also trade away anyone not named Paul Pierce or Al Jefferson and they'd have a really weird starting lineup, so this trade would never work.
A couple of other conditions:
1. The GMs involved must be highly intoxicated. Also, Danny Ainge cannot be involved in the trade negotiations, we'll bring back Red Auerbach for that.
2. Sebastian Telfair uses his problems with Gun control to his advantage and the deal gets done.
I'll keep dreaming, you keep reading.
5 Comments:
Speaking as a Wizards fan, there is no way in Hell we are giving up Gilbert Arenas for an undersized power forward (got that in Etan Thomas) a stiff in Szerbiak and the picks will not be useful for years assuming protections are in place.
The only player who would be useful is Delonte West and he is best served as a back up.
At least you acknowledge that it's a dream because if you have Gilbert, Kobe and Paul Pierce on the same team, who the hell would distribute the rock?
I'm compelled to comment, but I haven't started laughing yet.
Zach attack, I don't think Ravi was being serious with this one.
By "started" I meant "stopped"
Not serious at all. Not at all. It just happened to work money wise
It would be crazy to trade Kobe. He's the best since Jordan. Who do you rebuild with? Smush?!!!
I voted No on http://www.tradekobe.info
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