Wednesday, May 09, 2007
No Sex For You!
If Tony Parker starts to struggle in the playoffs, we will know why. No man in a relationship should have to go this long without sex. However this playoffs you can consider the French guard the second coming of A.C. Green. That's because as long as the Spurs continue to win, Tony Parker won't be having any sex with Eva Longoria...
Eva told late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel last week that she and Tony have agreed to put a ban on sex while Tony's San Antonio Spurs team are in the NBA playoffs in America. She said: "Luckily, we're getting married after the playoffs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it that way."
That's tough news for Tony but it is kind of hard to feel bad for a guy who is about to marry Eva Longoria.
4 Comments:
I think I should do the honourable thing and fill in for Tony.
It's a tough job etc...
On the one hand I feel bad for Tony... on the other hand, I think ahead in a few weeks, and suddenly I don't feel so bad for the guy.
Like Bill Clinton said - please define sex...
So I assume he will still be getting smokers
Yeah, this is one lucky guy. Gets drafted by a team that has Tim Duncan and now he's with Eva. Tough life.
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