WBRS Sports Blog

Zachariah Selwyn...how could we forgot you? You captured our attention and stole our hearts in the debut and the only watchable season of ESPN's Dream Job. Damn Al Jaffe, if it weren't for him we could be watching you on Sportscenter. But alas, life rarely turns out how we expect it to, particularly in your case.

Rather than finding your niche in sports broadcasting, you became the color commentator for Extreme Dodgeball on the Game Show Network. After a lot of random stuff, including time on G4's Attack of the Show!, your most recent development is out there to say the least. This music video, entitled Cartoons I'd Like to F*ck, was actually released in 2006 but I just discovered it this morning. Mr. Zachariah this has to be the most bizarre stop you have made since the long fall from Bristol. I hope you're happy Mr. Jaffe, look what you've done to this poor and innocent soul.