Tuesday, April 24, 2007
The Stache Holds Mysterious Powers
Sure it's April, but at the moment the Baltimore Orioles find themselves in a rather unusual place: leading in the wild-card race and a mere 1.5 games back in the AL East. It appears as if some of the Orioles are willing to do anything to stay in the playoff picture. Specifically, in an attempt to unify the bullpen, "the Orioles' relievers have decided to grow mustaches as another symbol of team unity."
"You like it? It looks kind of trashy," John Parrish said. "It feels kind of funny," Parrish said. "I've never had one this long."
While the stache was originally sported only by relievers, it has spread!
Kevin Millar, Aubrey Huff and Jay Gibbons are among the position players who have decided to grow one.
But let's not get too crazy here..
"The facial hair policy doesn't allow for mustaches to extend beyond the corners of the mouth."
2 Comments:
Remember that world cup back in the day where all of the Romanian team dyed their hair blonde as a sign of unity?
That was a better idea.
no rolling fingers stache? that's really just too bad. miguel tejada would really look special with one of those.
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