Friday, August 11, 2006
Mini Me's Millisecond (based on the format of an Easy E Minute)
Miguel Tejada has publicly apologized for flicking off a Toronto crowd after a routine ground out in the eight inning of an eventual 4-3 loss to the Blue Jays. Fellow Hispanic Ozzie Guillen later justified Tejada's actions, insisting, "In my country, you do something like that and it is not the same as it is in this country."
Mike Sweeney returned from the 60-day DL this Tuesday, finding himself joining a Royals team that is 35 games back in the division. Although he admitted it has been a rough year for the ballclub, he added "It's not how you start, but how you finish." Is this some sort of trick statement? Because I am pretty sure the Royals were finished in the AL Central well before they started playing baseball this season.
After proclaiming he had never been to Maine, Governor John Baldacci has promised to send Ortiz 41 Maine lobsters, one for each home run he has hit this season. Shortly after hearing about the gift, the left out Manny Ramirez quickly demanded to be traded.
Mike Sweeney returned from the 60-day DL this Tuesday, finding himself joining a Royals team that is 35 games back in the division. Although he admitted it has been a rough year for the ballclub, he added "It's not how you start, but how you finish." Is this some sort of trick statement? Because I am pretty sure the Royals were finished in the AL Central well before they started playing baseball this season.
After proclaiming he had never been to Maine, Governor John Baldacci has promised to send Ortiz 41 Maine lobsters, one for each home run he has hit this season. Shortly after hearing about the gift, the left out Manny Ramirez quickly demanded to be traded.
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Funny Stuff you clown.
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