WBRS Sports Blog

Friday, August 04, 2006

Britney Spears Baby Safety Night

I think ridiculously absurd themed baseball nights at the ballpark are great! Most nowadays, in particular in Minor League parks, are way over the top and very funny because of that fact. This is the case in the Minor League Newark Bears' game this evening, in which it is Britney Spears Baby Safety Night! For those that don't know, Spears has been caught, "with her baby son, Sean Preston, sitting on her lap as she drove, and later, in a car seat facing forward rather than facing backward."

So, what exactly does this giveway include?

Fans attending Friday night’s game will receive information on baby car seat safety and a chance to win a free car seat from the American Automobile Association.

Perhaps the most entertaining part of this whole ordeal is that adults can dress up as babies in order to get in for free...

Those who dress as a baby, bring a baby toy or bring their baby — a child under the age of 4 — get in free.

The Newark Bears' opponent? The Road Warriors...how convenient.

// posted by Mini Me @ 9:44 AM

5 Comments:

At 8/04/2006 10:15 AM , Kevin said...: I dig the new look.

I hope they don't have the "nude Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug"
statue there.
At 8/04/2006 12:43 PM , Greg said...: too bad the cubs don't do any of this ridiculous stuff... that's the only way i would pay to go see that horrific team play right now.
At 8/05/2006 11:19 PM , Zach Landres-Schnur said...: nice find, mini me. this could make for a very, very strange night at the old ball yard.
At 8/06/2006 2:13 AM , Tim Moore said...: i think britney is a USER.
user, abuser and loser.

hhaha. dont know why.... wait, YEAH I DO.

One of the minor league teams in my area is having a "mason and ireland" (local sports radio gods) bobblehead night. That is as much of a joke as this is. Mason's nose is the size of a traditional melon.
---and, take me out to the ballgame is being sang by two 12 yearold girls, one sings it, the other burps it... sad.
At 8/06/2006 7:28 PM , Mini Me said...: One burps it? HAHA. That might be an all-time low for that Minor League Club. But hey how else are these teams supposed to attract fans? Perhaps NBDL teams should be writing some of these ideas down.