Friday, July 28, 2006
Sit Down with Carl Monday
For those of you that don't know Carl Monday, he is an investigative reporter for WKYC-TV in Cleveland, Ohio. Monday has won 30 regional Emmy Awards and has recently gained widespread fame for an investigative report, conducted in late May, spotlighting the wide-spread viewing of on-line pornography in Cleveland public libraries. The video clip of the report has become extremely popular on the internet and can be viewed here, as well as a follow-up report here.
The now famous Mr. Monday has gracefully agreed to sit down with us and answer a few of our questions...
WBRS Sports: You have most recently sparked national interest as a result of catching Michael Cooper pleasuring himself in a Cleveland public library. How widespread of a problem is this in libraries around the nation?
Carl Monday: I can't speak for libraries in other cities, although I did get a couple of calls or e-mails of similar incidents after our report aired. Don't recall exactly where. We did find several other cases locally when we reviewed our incident reports. Usually, though, it happens in the bathrooms.
WBRS Sports: It seems as though Mr. Cooper will not face prison time. Do you believe jail time is not only warranted but necessary for Mr. Cooper to truly learn his lesson?
Carl Monday: Under the circumstances, the sentence seems fair. He could still face jail time...albeit 30 days, if he doesn't meet certain conditions...most importantly, some counseling. It's his first offense of this nature, so the court had to take that into consideration. We don't wish Mr. Cooper any ill will. We hope he gets his life together.
WBRS Sports: How do you feel about the fact that your news broadcast in which you catch Mr. Cooper pleasuring himself is an extremely popular video on the internet. It has been featured on many sites, such as Deadspin. Is this a good thing?
Carl Monday: Any time you can draw attention to a problem it's a positive. With that said, I feel the story has received exposure disproportionate to the seriousness of the crime. However, if we have put parents and libraries on alert that this sort of thing is happening, then we accomplished what we set out to do.
WBRS Sports: Some people only know about you because of the incident involving Michael Cooper. What has been the focus of some of your other hard-hitting investigations throughout your talented and celebrated career?
Carl Monday: I've been doing this mover thirty years...mostly in Cleveland. During that time, we've done a little of just about everything. We uncovered the dumping of hazardous waste at Hopkins Airport. The stories led to the firing and federal conviction of the airport commissioner. We exposed theft of money and food from Catholic Hunger Centers..leading to convictions and prison time. We exposed bribes to pass polluting vehicles in the state's E-Check program. A local doctor went to prison for five years, after we exposed the overdoes..suicide deaths of three of his patients over a four month period. It was the first time in Ohio a physician was convicted for the overdoes deaths of his patients. A city food labeling law was passed after we uncovered the sale of dated food. And the city, just last week, passed a new law to crackdown on the fencing of stolen metals at area metal recycling plants..after we reported on the problem.
This is just a sample of some two thousand investigative reports I've aired during my 22 years at Fox 8...and the last five years here at WKYC in Cleveland.
19 Comments:
Carl, as a fellow lonely, mustachioed man, don't you sometimes feel the urge to put on the OSU shirt and cruise porn? I think that this was a case of "ther but for the grace of God goes Carl Monday"? And weren't you afraid of pissing off all other combat vets with your disgraceful treatment of the Mr. Cooper the Elder?
Carl, don't any crap from Rocco, he's a former porn actor and has noting but scorn for men with mustaches.
Wow....that is ground breaking stuff. Good work.
I am a longtime fan of Hot Carl, and always wondered if he was related to the baseball player Rick Monday? It may be trivial, but I remember Rick Monday stopping a loco fan when he ran onto the field to desecrate an American flag. You both have your own ways of defending the decency of America, so I salute you, Carl Monday,
The Master of All Domains.
Hell, I'll drink that, Rocco Siffredi.
It was a victimless crime!! I'm sure Mr. Monday enjoyed ogling Mr. Cooper
activities and envied him.
Yo, Coop, let's hug it out biatch!
Peewee, Other than eyeing the figure of Holly Robinson Peete, there was no reason to enjoy "Hangin' Out With Mr. Cooper." Ciao.
Carl, have you had sex with yourself lately?
Carl Monday you are a joke. I hope Cooper is able to but his life together right after we put him on tv again after he is in court. Carl Monday is watching the world Masturbate.
Carl Monday you are a joke. I hope Cooper is able to but his life together right after we put him on tv again after he is in court. Carl Monday is watching the world Masturbate.
Look, everyone. It's Mike Cooper, back on the computer!
I hope Carl Monday dies in a fire. Kind of.
Carl Monday is so sexy! I haven't seen such an attractive man since this morning when I saw myself in the mirror.
Are we twins? Were we separated at birth? Gotta go unclog a toilet.
You call this an interview? It's more of a blow-job
What is a blow-job? Is that a new flavor of a blow-pop?
Hats off to Carl Monday for exposing such a perverted bastard to this world. I have cousins, newphews, siblings and i would not want them to be harm by such bastard as this. Such a investigation now instills fear in others and deters others from going such dispicable things.. I would not want my little 5 year old niece or my friend's older sister getting harmed by such pervert. If you are like me, I say u stick by C.M., he has taken a stand for all of us, even though it is really funny to watch this bastard admit to his lewd behaviour... we all got our laughs but this is a very serious issue... I WARN ALL PERVERTS, U CAN RUN, BUT U CANT HIDE FROM CARL MONDAY, HE IS WATCHING YOU MASTERBATE! BEWARE, BE VERY AWARE!! :]
I can't even pleasure myself at all anymore. Even in the privacy of my home I fear that Carl Monday is watching me...somehow, someway.
AFDuOh The best blog you have!
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