Saturday, July 22, 2006
A Mini-Me Moment (format inspired by an Easy Minute)
Donovan McNabb has come out and called TO's new autobiography a "children's book". McNabb said he got so tired of the childlike biography that he vomited while trying to finish the last chapter.
Shawn Kemp was arrested and charged yesterday with possession of marijuana. After spending a few hours in jail the distraught and bitter Kemp was released on a $500 bail. Things turned even sourer this morning, when word of Kemp's "excessive monetary spending" reached the headlines and each of his seven ex-wives showed up at his front door seeking alimony payments and child support.
Ron Artest played in the Las Vegas Summer League for the second year in a row, an uncommon act for NBA veterans. When asked what he hoped to accomplish by playing in the league, he began jumping up-and-down with a CD in his right hand, repeatedly saying, "I've got my album coming out November 23. I want to go platinum or have my girls, Allure, go platinum. Novemeber 23, Novemeber 23!"
The disgruntled Shea Hillenbrand was traded late Friday night to the San Francisco Giants in part as a result of the third baseman recently writing, "play for yourself" on a whiteboard in the Blue Jays clubhouse. The tumultuous Hillenbrand has already divided the Giants locker room as Barry Bonds is suing Hillenbrand for copyright infringement..."Ask Jeff Kent, I've been playing selfish baseball for years."
Shawn Kemp was arrested and charged yesterday with possession of marijuana. After spending a few hours in jail the distraught and bitter Kemp was released on a $500 bail. Things turned even sourer this morning, when word of Kemp's "excessive monetary spending" reached the headlines and each of his seven ex-wives showed up at his front door seeking alimony payments and child support.
Ron Artest played in the Las Vegas Summer League for the second year in a row, an uncommon act for NBA veterans. When asked what he hoped to accomplish by playing in the league, he began jumping up-and-down with a CD in his right hand, repeatedly saying, "I've got my album coming out November 23. I want to go platinum or have my girls, Allure, go platinum. Novemeber 23, Novemeber 23!"
The disgruntled Shea Hillenbrand was traded late Friday night to the San Francisco Giants in part as a result of the third baseman recently writing, "play for yourself" on a whiteboard in the Blue Jays clubhouse. The tumultuous Hillenbrand has already divided the Giants locker room as Barry Bonds is suing Hillenbrand for copyright infringement..."Ask Jeff Kent, I've been playing selfish baseball for years."
4 Comments:
Ah, the Tru Warier himself. Musical genius/crazy man. Truwarier.com is why the internet was invented.
that post makes me miss Easy E
Yes we all miss Easy E. I am simply try to ease the pain.
I will now listen to "College Girl's are Easy" in honor of the man....
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