WBRS Sports Blog

Padres officials have announced they will beef up security after a syringe was thrown on the field during one of Barry Bonds' at bats Monday night. According to Bonds, the security increase is useless because the syringe wasn't from some renegade fan, it was Victor Conte trying to get Bonds his dosage for the day.

Documents from Derek Lowe's divorce case have revealed that Lowe takes Adderral to combat his ADD. Adderral is on baseball's list of banned substances, but Lowe has received an exemption and is allowed to take it. While many opponents believe Lowe is using Adderral as a substitute for banned amphetamines, Lowe insists he needs it to take manager Grady Little's legendary pre-game exams about Dodger opponents.

The NBA reportedly plans to ban the tights that have been worn this season by numerous players, because the league does not like the "look" of the players wearing the tights. Even if they issue a ban, the leage is considering making an exception for Kobe Bryant with the hope that the extra layer of clothing around his genitals will cut down on his rape attempts.